Also, Jesus wasn’t Christian.
I’ve actually heard people say he was the first Christian, which I guess means he worshipped himself?
That doesn’t sound very Jesusy
It’s just an honorary post humus title.
For the record, I’m pretty sure it’s “posthumous.” I read that as “post hummus” and got very confused about what Jesus has to do with chickpea-based dips for a second.
I wasn’t sure, so I leaned into the autocorrect suggestion. 🤷🏻♂️
You’re totally good; I just have this compulsion to correct misused homophones. It makes me pretty insufferable to have in a text thread, but I can’t help it sometimes
You and me both, bro, I am also an insufferable Besserwisser.
No worries! I’m always up for learning!
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Even better, humus is a layer of soil and it’s not inaccurate to refer to most people after death as “post soil,” though Jesus is an exception there.
Sushi was created in California. Hence, the name California Roll. Duh.
Fun fact, people named Jimmy Corsetti have been commonly known as Dipshittians.
Wait, so calling past societies by an exonym completely invalidates all of the history that they were involved with?
Okay…?
Then there’s this strange ‘Misr’ place that obviously doesn’t exist and is made up. Doesn’t even sound real.
