Demetri Martin
Almost verbatim.
Rookie mistake brah. That’s why you gotta give it a little shake rattle & roll before you take the last few sips. Keeps the ice off their game and they forget to clump up.
Give it little double tap. On the table.
Rule #2: Double Tap
this is why you should eat all the ice cubes as you drink it
I think it works better if the last panel showed someone trying to get ice from a fridge in-door ice maker.
I always considered making the ice cubes and using them to have water on the rocks to be too much effort for very little benefit.
I feel like maybe you don’t know how to drink water…which is actually fairly impressive that you’re fucking up something THAT simple.
Yeah I’m a bit confused. Is this a real problem that people have?
I’d like to know if I have a hidden talent, so I can finally put something on my résumé.
“Water Wizard - 1995-present”
Ask a cat or dog how simple drinking water is.
