you heard me
In the uk “bean” is slang for 'head"
Meaning you are calling me stupid…
Which i suppose isn’t really an insult, as its true.
Where I’m from bean can be a euphemism for a certain part of female genitalia, so I am insulted.
Oh yeah! That too! Flick the bean!
I’ll have you know my beans are very strong
Condensed

STRONGER THAN YOURS INNIT MATE??
You know how they say “cool beans?” Mine is lukewarm.
When I don’t want an overly strong coffee, I’ll grind less beans or add more water.
Less jangly, and sameish taste.
The early morning ‘weak bean’.
This week’s weak bean’s been Heinz.
My name’s not bean :(
I have baked beans and dried chickpeas in the house at the moment, and the baked beans are probably the weaker of my two beans, so the current status of my weak bean is “canned.”
Hey, don’t judge em, he’s working out! Progress takes time…






