Brain: do absolutely everything in the universe at the same time.

Me: not physically possible.

Brain:

Brain: bored. Now we’re guilty too. thanks asshole.

Me: :(

brain: depressed*

Me: “Brain, we should exert effort now while we have free time.”

Brain: “Conserving energy for later, so we can deal with stupid annoying bullshit.”

This is why I’m still in bed, reading Lemmy and watching tv shows I’ve already seen.

The entire last month I’ve just been going from thing to thing, start playing a game, stop, start watching stuff, stop, start reading stuff, stop… Do that all day, every day.