You have purchased, +1 melee.
This is a bit of a depressing reality tbh
Ah! The joys of being a lady in the city!
Soda cans in a pillow case work too - Sean Penn - Bad Boys (1983)
It’s soup for my family.
Big bags of soup!
Not gonna end well unless you’re bringing you own bags and they’re sturdy.
You should anyway. Especially if you’re walking/taking public transportation.
I had my last tin of chicken soup last week and it was lovely. I’ve frozen the rest of the turkey because I’ve had enough for a while. Beef lasagne tomorrow night.
Get some pepper spray.
…to spice up the chicken soup.
Canned goods? They don’t taste very well. Might as well buy some wine.
You might wine up with a mess of shards and stains. Whereas you can pummel an assailant to death and still have Chicken Corn Chowder for lunch. (Just don’t put away any dented cans, use them immediately.)
Well I think a wine bottle would do more damage, and maybe not even break.
