“Ted, none of the parents in this neighboorhood seem to be getting presents, is it because they already have such big houses and don’t need anything?”

“Nope, his name is on the notty list, let me Google him…oh, he’s a Healthcare ceo”

“Damn, should we even be giving his kid a gift?”

“Might as well. If we don’t, his dad will just blame immigrants anyways. We don’t need to poison the nepo kid even more.”