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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Breathe in the past

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    Pre-covid air!

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      Depends from which month it is!

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    I always think about how when a plane lands and it off boards its passengers that it’s also releasing air from where it came from. Probably because I’m weird.

    Also, if you smell a fart, you’re breathing in air from someone else’s colon.

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      I always love when a fly gets stuck in the car before a cross country road trip. Drive for hours and hours, maybe it doesn’t escape when you get gas, and finally it exits the vehicle multiple states later. Does it blow the fly’s mind? Or is it like “welp I guess I’m in Texas now”? Do the local flies judge his funny accent?

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        Right? Imagine when an insect gets stuck on a cargo boat and ends up halfway around the world.

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          And sometimes ends up wrecking its new ecosystem.

          • The Giant Korean@lemmy.world
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            Georgia is currently chock full of joro spiders.

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      There are cabin filters though, and the plane constantly circulates air from outside. I doubt there is any air from the origin location by the time they land.

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        You just burst that guy’s bubble

        • The Giant Korean@lemmy.world
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          Yeah 😔 one less joy in my life!!

          (just kidding - I hadn’t considered the filters)

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      I remember a line from an ancient cracked.com article that said something like “when you fart around someone else, they now know what it smells like a foot inside of you and they’re probably not happy about that.”

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    I have a bunch vacuum packed in my freezer. Going to make a killing on ebay one day.

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    The moisture….

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      Moist

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    I had a novelty tin of 1999 air for a long time that I got when it was the millennium.

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    Did anyone else first read this as “Air Zola”? No? Just me?

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    i do the same but for my farts

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