🤣🤣 literally the only reaction to this!!
My startup is going to rent sunlight interceptors that block the extra sunlight sattelite beams that your neighbour rented and what is keeping you awake all night.
Startup says it wants some more cocaine and wants to know if you know anyone with some more cocaine because some more cocaine would be fuckin’ great right now holy shit
I could do a bump, ya know, if you got a little extra.
It’s a grift. They came to steal VC money.
What could possibly go wrong?
Okay, luddite. All of the studies resoundingly show that pointing a giant space mirror down toward our collective homes is a great idea.
It’ll heat the planet up a lot more too if it scales up
New from Ronco! Now you can roast both sides at once!
Ants can probably tell you this is not a good idea
Not exactly a new idea. Soviets tried it. Expenses were huge, and something that nobody thought of much back then is that nature would surely found itself hanging upside down…
Just looking at this has me feeling really concerned when it comes to the environment and nocturnal species.
Laugh all you want. But this will be the only thing that saves us during the 2066 vampire wars.
I want to sun my asshole during night hours.
Babe wake up Dr Evil just hatched a new scheme
Luckily it’s just an attempt to scam some dumb VCs
Please, no.
