It’s good to have goals
MeatPilot
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That’s not a birch

This is a birch.
Gibson
Rogan
2028
We need a ROAD WARRIOR to survive this American wasteland.
Joe Rogan would be like the Coma-Doof Warrior. But instead of a guitar shooting flames, he’d have a podcast mic shooting fart gas that he would just yell nonsensical phrases into just to make noise. Well Mel Gibson is driving him around town with a literal horse strapped to the front injected with ivermectin and main lined into Mel’s veins as a blood bag. The horse would have lines from the Book of Revelation tattooed all over it.
MeatPilot@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•That's why he was called Cringer.English
9·1 year agoEnhance 224 to 176.
Enhance, stop.
Move in, stop.
Pull out, track right, stop.
Center in, pull back.
Stop.
Track 45 right.
Stop.
Center and stop.
Enhance 34 to 36.
Pan right and pull back.
Stop.
Enhance 34 to 46.
Pull back.
Wait a minute, go right, stop.
Enhance 57 to 19.
Track 45 left.
Stop.
Enhance 15 to 23.
Give me a hard copy right there.
I said two shots of espresso Xenos SCUM!
Have you seen this boy?
MeatPilot@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL about the Nicobar pigeon. It is the closest living relative to the dodo.English
4·1 year agoLil’ Dummy
MeatPilot@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Alcohol use is the third leading preventable cause of cancer in the US – reportEnglish
24·1 year ago#1 should be corporate malfeasance. Teflon, Nestle, Exxon or whoever is probably going to figure out how to give me cancer before I do it to myself.
MeatPilot@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world•Your future partner is out thereEnglish
16·1 year agoToo bad all 75,000,000 are grandmas and think you’re just a handsome boy and want to pinch your cheeks.

This will lead to some great art.
MeatPilot@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•79% of Americans feel burned out as they put most vacation time toward errands, doctor visits, and family careEnglish
15·1 year agoMinor improvement I heard of was implemented. A company let employees use sick time for doctors visits, because it is preemptive to employees getting sick and actually resulted in less employees on lengthy sick leave. For example finding cancer before it turns into a major issue, because employees don’t have to weigh PTO time off for childcare or selfcare.
There are steps companies can do to improve their employees lives. One miniscule pool of PTO as a catch all doesn’t cut it anymore. There is too much demand on our time outside of work.
MeatPilot@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Too dumb to understand where the gas tank opening isEnglish
11·1 year agoThe legends say she is still circling the pump to this day.
Ain’t ye gonna get yer two bits?
Elf in a mouth
Unfortunately he is tied up at Peach Trees, trying to deliver justice to Ma-Ma.
MeatPilot@lemmy.worldto
Out of Context Comics@lemmy.world•Supergirl learns how to keep cheese on her pizza.English
4·1 year agoSupergirl is not going to get anything useful from ChatGPT.
MeatPilot@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•The rat bastards are better than usEnglish
24·1 year agoOk, but let’s say they is a toy train and it splits into two tracks and put the rat at the lever.






Don’t yuck someone else’s yum.