Wow, misogynistic and homophobic? Talk about a home run.

Didn’t fall for Original OP, but I fell for that one. Lmao

Yesterday and today feel like I’m reliving my mom’s election loss back in 2016. I was too young then to understand the weight behind what was going on at the time, although I did at least understand why Trump seemed like a dumb candidate. Anyways, I distinctly remember how when it was obvious that Hillary lost, even though she won the popular vote, that something wasn’t right. My mom was sobbing while looking for places to move into, since we were moving out anyways. Now, 8 years later, I’m having those exact same feelings as she did except with my boyfriend on my side, knowing very well that come January that if nothing happens, we could very well be one of his first targeted groups. I fucking hate this timeline, man.

I think it’s generally a culture thing; you don’t eat your beasts of burden (oxen, horses, etc) and you don’t eat your animaux de compagnie. Not just because they’re useful and you would more than likely have a connection to them, but generally speaking, these are very lean animals, barely any fat on them, plus the fact that unless you know what you’re doing and make the slaughtering of your animal quick and painless, endocrines get released into the muscle tissue, making the meat bitter.

The people at the Capitol are ready this time, right? Right‽

Oh, I wasn’t blaming you one bit. I was just pointing out how odd it is.

Every time a swear word is censored on the internet, a cat video gets a million views, or something like that.

So, I just want to say that the oldest Zoomers are in their 20s now, and the ones actually sticking out their gyatts for the rizzler are Gen Alpha.

Isn’t that just poached eggs that have been jellified together?

Yippee! The death of cable is fast approaching, hopefully.

Not especially brutal, but a couple of the bands I’ve been listening to lately are Sabaton and The HU.

They don’t taste like Wednesday, they taste like Blueberry Grape Despair.

Oh, you know it’s October when we’re bringing the spooky shitposts out. Like, I have spectrophobia, and I’ve had actual nightmares about this shit happening lol.

It’s in the body of the post; the company is called Impact Plastics.

The downvotes are probably because there’s no context, and the prescribed context from the article makes it seem like you don’t like the gays™

I don’t like how I didn’t catch this was satire until the third bullet point

Remember the CRAAP test, everyone:

Currency (Is this information current? If not when was it updated?)

Relevance (Does it make sense to the topic you’re working on? Does it not?)

Authority (Who wrote this article? What are their qualifications?)

Accuracy (Is this information accurate? Can you cross-reference with other articles or papers?)

Purpose (What was the author’s purpose in writing this? Were they paid to write this piece?)

(Edit: formatting)

The OP is from ML, and it was cross posted from Hexbear 🤮

Well, it’s supposed to taste like instant coffee as found in WW2 rations for Americans, hence the term.

Babe wake up Dr Evil just hatched a new scheme