Changing stuff and seeing what happens. Yeah, about sums up my “debugging”.
The guy who wrote this is gone
I’ve gotten about 1,000 alert emails in the last 8 hours because of this
The truck is to be the guy who is gone
Guys who are here hate this one trick!
Changing stuff and seeing what happens!
The best part is remembering every change to revert it after XY change does it right.
Blame user
Writing Useless Git Commit Messages, no doubt
I spend a bunch of time in log reviews in my current role. “Googling the error message” image is literally hanging on my office wall.
Fuck, I would love to rewrite the front end.
I’m going for the Dr. Venkman combo: “Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!”
I retired about a year ago, so the left-most book on the middle row is about me.
congrats wisened/enrichend early retirement one.
I have a mention in forward with a note being “the only documention left was a series of desperate sounding emails that the documentation was still on the now quarenteened work computers and something about a README”
THIS HAS HAPPENED TWICE TO ME, like I appreciate my bosses and PMs being chill and not wanting to overwork me on my way out but seriously guys I needed to hand this off to someone and put it somewhere. shrug
I asked people to take handover for a full month before I left and nobody cared. On my last day they kept asking if they could call me with questions. I said only if they had their credit cards ready because I wasn’t going to work for free.
100% like can you message me? Sure. Will I help or hell respond? Probally not tbh. Work, chores, and hobbies keep me busy enough.
2, 3, 6, 7, 8, and 9 are my usuals.
I’m the donkey today - but it’s okay since I’m writing some automated tests over the incomprehensible thing I wrote on Tuesday.
Frog, dog, and kitten, over and over and over in completely arbitrary orderings.
Mine is not in the list.
“Click here and there, because no documentation…”i like the last one
