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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Just the essentials

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    Excuse me, it goes: Fork->Knife->Spoon->tea spoon.

    I don’t know what this is but it’s certainly not in keeping with the lord’s way.

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      Right chopstick -> left chopstick -> porcelain soup spoon -> packets of unused plastic foldable forks that came with the instant noodles

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        Do chopsticks have an orientation?

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          Yes, but their orientation is none of your business.

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          Yeah just like Twix.

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        God, I love Asian soup apoons!

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      Finnish mnemonic: Haaveilu. Haarukka=fork, veitsi=knife, lusikka=spoon.

      Haaveilu=daydreaming, reverie

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      I think you’ve swapped knife and fork…

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      What the actual fuck!? The knives always go on the outside, far left or far right.

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