FUCK THAT. ditch them both. Chosen family wins.

<3

Doge is my worst one tbh, but since it was $5 it’s more of an entertainment scenario

I grew up in a progressive city in a gerrymandered-to-hell swing state. Cheeto’s first win promptly sent me into a tailspin there. I’ve moved a handful since but now find myself in MT 80 miles from the border, you know, just in case.

Red up here is different than red down there. There it was like rubbing salt in the wound, here it’s quite obviously because there aren’t enough people to know any different.

I’m nonbinary and have been laid off in Florida about it, so I no longer disclose that information professionally. It’s not the most pleasant, but hey, hiding in plain sight is a really good way to see what’s coming down the pike.

You must tell him

That I love him.

I do it accidentally all the time. Hopefully an eventful update will address it.

There was an attempted mutiny in my living room!

Holy shit. I think they tried to talk to me today. The speed at which NO THANK YOU GOODBYE came out of my mouth surprised even me.

I’m on Android and this happens to me all the time. I figured i was just missing the secret combo to return to my feed. (It’s been over a year and i still haven’t figured it out lol)

This one is my favorite.

I love you.

Okay but As a native north carolinian and a csi enthustiast, my only true beef with this and any other cinematic representation is… NC doesn’t require front plates. Just the rear. So when people filming over in cali are all like, yo, pop this NC plate on the front bumper, I just… i just lose it. From a continuity standpoint.

The csi zoom screw passes the vibe check for me, but the NC front plate does not lol

Shhhh, that’s exactly how the accent sounds!