Biden should have never won the primary in 2020. Pete Buttigieg or Elizabeth Warren or literally anyone else should’ve been the front runner, then we wouldn’t be in this mess.

I love how much the French don’t fuck around

Polio-Smallpox 2024

He’s going to outlast this democracy

Elon Musk is what happens when a chronic masturbator gets really into himself.

Breaking: stupid poopie pants idiot baby throws tantrums because nobody likes him.

Every white woman on October 1st

I did Nazi that coming

Just declare loan forgiveness as an official act, then claim immunity

You’re doing God’s work, friend.

All I see is an octopus beak when I look at his mouth

We ought to listen to him. He knows a lot about exaggerating size.

A politician who can admit when he’s done something wrong? No wonder fox hates him.

Under his eye

I think Jon Stewart and Bill O’Reilly would be interesting moderators.

Maybe it’s because the Cybertruck is a piece of shit, and so is Elon

This just in: Trump poops his little baby diaper because he’s a whiney little sissieboy

It’s a gender reveal

Nazis gunna Nazi 🤷‍♂️

No shit Sherlock