It’s brutal, isn’t it? 7 minutes of pure distilled existential terror

Cartoon GI Joe or live action GI Joe? I’m inclined to cut cartoons in general a lot of slack in terms of physics abuse

Preach. Not to brag or anything, but I have cards for 3 different library networks. One at a time ladies

Some English brats got there 40 years earlier: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottingley_Fairies

Everyone’s ragging on the Christmas retail ambience songs, but at least you can mitigate the risks of hearing those ones by staying the fuck out of shopping malls. My top three:

• Cotton Eye Joe
• Whatever that song is that’s basically just “tonight’s gonna be a good night” over and over
• Danza Kuduro

I expect he’s going to say he didn’t mean that he fabricated the story, but instead meant that he “created the story” in the sense of bringing it to the media’s attention

You can get that good, scurvy-busting vitamin C from meat just fine, all you have to do is eat it raw

Motherfucker put a trigger warning on that shit