Isn’t what we call a marathon just the last short leg of his journey, and he ran like 100-150 miles?

What a cutie! Are they friendly?

This feels so creepy, nobody should like me and I don’t want to trick them into it

Oh, you think you’re so tough, don’t you. Well, I cast PERMANENTLY ITCHY BUTTHOLE.

.ml

I, too, fantasize about my coworkers wondering where I am, cue comedy smash cut to my slowly swinging corpse

If/when I do kms it won’t be by hanging but it’s a funnier mental image

Hmmmm, yes, yes, and yes… but I’m straight tho