… Actually, yes I have lots of questions!

There are 3 types of perfect sticks:

• Super straight

• Shaped like another thing

• Big stick / small dog combo

Oh I followed all the instructions, used the fluid & all that. Still had to track down a new copy of Street Fighter EX…

I agree. If it fails by alarming constantly you replace it. If it fails by not alarming at all you never know, because who actually tests their alarms?

I completely forgot these existed until you just mentioned it!

I think I still have one somewhere in a box of “I might need this” along with a parallel port ZIP drive and a bunch of FireWire cables.

Was it a cleaner or one of those “Resurfacing” things with the crank that just scratched the hell out of your discs in a circular pattern?

Imagine your grandmother ordering one of these from QVC and calling her grandchild to come over and show her how to work it…

I work overnights. I get off work at 6:30am, so after a shower & a snack I’m usually in bed by 8am

I’m getting “Twitch plays Pokemon” vibes…

He’ll show, say how the liberal media is against him, and walk out.

His base will consider it a win because he “owned the libs” and “he’s too smart to play their games!”

Reality is a poorly written sitcom and I hate it.

the cats are only kinda interested in it

Have you tried giving them the box it came in?

plagues, great floods and, pandemics

What it the unholy bastardized oxford comma is that?

That’s like pronouncing “GIF” as “YIFF”