I’ve got two kids, the grapes dissappear within the week.

Aren’t we always chanting “eat the rich”? I’d be fine with the food poisoning, hell even the brain eating prions, if it means he won’t be president.

You can see how the main issue wasn’t the receipt, right?

I stopped by Walmart today and spent the entire time painfully aware that I was… surrounded.

You’re not alone. At least 66 million voters understood that was at stake, and most feel numb like us. Immediate cope mode.

Did you buy it used?

Yep! One house in our neighborhood always has their grill going in the driveway, giving out hotdogs, another has cider and mini bottles. Firepits and lounge chairs, it’s so nice.

When they’re burning drop off boxes in THREE different states, I want to see it counted.

Yes… I’m not sure if you were unaware or just restating the joke?

I’ll pitch in.

Only because you don’t like the color, or maybe the texture of dirt? We wash off dirt because it’s dirty, and dirty things aren’t good for us (because of bacteria…).

Sure, but I’m assuming the “mom” in OP’s story was just trying to help their child get enough sleep.

You need enough sleep.

It’s not in relation to an election, the man just deserves a beer!

People can look however they would like, whether that’s plastic or dust bowl struggle chic. What’s wrong here is that an unrelated party has decided to change someone’s appearance based on their own preferences.

Can I get this picture without the caption and red circle?

I went camping with my family last week somewhere with no signal. I got there fine, but when it was time to leave I had to just follow roads a general direction until I got signal again (and backtrack the hour I went the opposite way).

I had downloaded an offline map on Google maps but it just wasn’t working. Wish I had printed it!

A family with kids goes through a lot of dishes.

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The motorized boat is an accurate representation of how things are today.