Bedbugs have evolved resistance to DDT.

Like a bay leaf on the wind…

Agreed. Does it have two Ts? Then it’s not datta which you just instinctively rest as dah-ta

May the Lord open

Hah! Get fucked you hair dye leaking, Four Seasons Total Landscaping, election denying, 9/11 coattail riding piece of shit.

Or vote

Linkage?

To the moon with this coment, LOL.

I’m sure the instrument in question to discharge the debt references the special trust they believe is setup for them as a Corporation in their name at birth. And somehow the government owns the trust and despite the same government funding this trust, they hope you never use it so the government can get the money back. That’s how they try to discharge the debt towards this mythical trust that, if you just know enough magical sovcit phrases, you can access as the ‘natural’ person named in the trust.

5.6 times the mass = Humans couldn’t live on it even if we could reach it. An 85kg person (187 freedom units) would weigh 476kg or 1047pounderoos. You wouldn’t be able to move and barely breath. Your body would give out.

Oh, and the gravity well would be insurmountable to any technology we have today. So you’d never get off the planet once you got there (and died swiftly).

This really feels like an “I’m done with the Internet for the evening” kinda story.

GOP putting the “Conservation” back into “Conservative” again…

/s just in case

[Narrator’s voice] “that hope was unfounded”

KesslerSyndrome

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kessler_syndrome

I don’t get the cough like it was some secret that was openly known or should be hidden?

Trinitron Master Race and I’m here for it!

Speaking of saber rattling, I found this quote mildly amusing:

The flex notably comes amid persistent tensions with Russia, which has been rattling the nuclear saber lately

“lately”? I mean, if you’re saying repetetive nuclear threats for 2 years + since starting a war with Ukraine, then sure?

Not singing loud enough - straight to jail.

Surprisingly, singing too loud? Also straight to jail.

If you are a cis-het white who at least publicly proclaims belief in Jesus, you should be fine. For eveyone else, they’ll start with those who have the least power and keep coming for the next out-group on the ladder… and they’ll use anyone they can convince along the ladder to kick off those on a lower rung.

Let’s see, illegal immigrants, homeless, drug addicts, trans, gay, muslim, atheist, brown, jewish - appologies if sure if I left anyone out. You may disagree with the order, but I might not be far off.

Come at me with my OS/2 Warp system, bitches!