lobotomo

Never mind the fact that the real horror of the movie is the scene between Mel Gibson and his wife.

Nobody thinks about what that would really be like.

“Swing away, Merle”

Dude can literally go fuck himself.

My wedding day and they days both my kids were born.

Cliche I know.

Give me a phone that’s 1.5 cm thick (before the camera bump) and lasts two days and I’ll buy fucking 10 of them.

JUST STOP. MAKING. THEM. THINNER.

All of the comments here are reminding me of how life was 20 years ago and also before I was married with kids.

I genuinely don’t fucking care how feminine somebody thinks something I’m doing is if I’m comfortable or enjoying myself. I’ll drink pink drinks all day if it fucking tastes good LMLML bro.

This is one of those stories that I have to apply the filter of: STOP GIVING THIS WINDBAG AIR.

He says this shit on purpose to get a rise out of stupid people that hate him. It keeps him in the news in areas he would normally drop to the wayside. Say what you will about his mental acuity or emotional intelligence, the man knows how to stay in the spotlight.

I can’t think of a better situation to apply the treehouse of horror/Paul Anka maxim: Just don’t look.