konalt

16 / M / Ireland

I always feel like a small child in the lemmy user base haha

Take out the ring

The YouTube channel Epic Rap Battles. Every US election cycle they make a rap battle with the two candidates

The more I hear about this Hitler guy, I tell ya

“All in the suddens” but ironically in a German accent

next you’ll tell me they’ll bake until golden brown

moving house

This guy can hear your nightmares

Just like the prophecy foretold

No turkey?

How big is it? There should be a banana for scale

Interstellar. I so sincerely regret not seeing it on the big screen.

Raise a kid in a sensory deprivation chamber, with one exception: a monitor that only shows gen alpha brainrot videos. When they’re like 14 drop them off in a populated area and see what happens

snoop catt

It’s a joke. Chinese rap. C-rap. Crap. I haven’t listened to it before.

You have K-Pop, but Chinese pop doesn’t exist. Chinese rap (crap) exists though.

I hate my wife (please laugh)

Poor Zeno has so many problems