I used to provide tech support for the family, and tried to move them to Linux to make them easier to support (similar simple use cases)

Thry weren’t interested so now requests for help get a genuine “Sorry, I don’t use Windows so I can’t help”

Top Marx

Another fair and balanced article from the Daily Mail /s

Of course not a single property owner is willing to concede that their property prices and prior levies were built (hah) on a lack of necessary maintenance

And fuck that guy that owns 15,000 properties

Agreed, see also

https://slrpnk.net/post/14138900

Not OP. I guess that it is for someone missing a finger on their left hand