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I don’t even get why sugar is added. Tomato sauce is already sweet on its own.

My wife and I like to get a local brand because it’s honestly the best I’ve ever had. Each serving (3oz, 85g) is 15 calories.

It’s called sanewashing. Stop trying to interpret what he says. Just print the direct quote.

Whether you broke or rich, you gotta get this

Having money’s not everything, not having it is.

It’s a bit of hyperbole, but Lemmygrad and Hexbear aren’t far off.

A lot of their users believe that Russia is a communist state, not some crony capitalist society that would make Bezos blush. They also seem to really love Trump for some reason.

It’s always a weird flavor, too. Like “I’m communist but only if I get all the wealth. Also I hate minorities but love the LGBT.”

For some reason it just makes me think of Dennis on 30 Rock. “Fiscally liberal, socially conservative.”