1. take two Switches

I can’t tell if you’re being facetious but the only downside to Minish Cap was the Gacha system, where they developed only the bad parts of the Oracle games’ Gacha seed system and turned it into a chore that gated 100% completion.
Aside from that, it was a charming addition to the franchise.

I haven’t played Four Swords GBA or the Link to the Past port but Four Swords on the GameCube with the GBA cables was a very solid couch co-op game.
Maybe not totally in-line with the spirit of the series but still very good on its own.

Yes.
That’s the list of things I know I should be doing but can’t.

They have no gorm

No ghost cats?

Haha, excellent. A good blend of Oglaf and Pocketss.