Low EMT pay boils my blood. I have a friend who is a career EMT and the fact that he doesn’t get paid enough for what is a back-breaking and emotionally-tolling job is enraging. He works harder than any CEO, that’s for sure.

They can’t get too close, or the masses of their egos will rip spacetime a new blackasshole.

Billionaires are a cancer. If we don’t remove them soon they’ll kill us all.

Since he loves his hamburders so much let’s hope he gets all the onions.

We need to deport him and seize his assets.

Any idea which pub this is? Next time I visit family there I’d love to go.

First they blow up the place, flatten it, and then build their vacation homes on top of the people they killed.

Every blyat and zasranets will.

I’ll participate.

The ball is silver colored/metallic, grapefruit size. A man resembling my partner pushed the ball. The table is a plain square wooden shaker-style.

I began imagining as soon as I started reading, with each additional word adding detail in my mind. By the time I got to the questions it was easy to answer them.

Smack the like button like your parents smacked you.

Thanks, Reagan

You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!

They should make bacon flavored stamp gum for the good boi.

A freak of nature, produced by two bottoms, Raphael and Lindsay.

TIL you can trademark everyday words in the NL. I need to read more about this!

Edit: turns out this is why

Dutch is so whimsical. I personally giggle at winkelwagen. Winkel = shop, wagen = cart. Also, love that they say helaas pindakaas, meaning “that’s too bad”, but if literally translated means “unfortunately, peanut butter.”

As someone who formerly worked at a restaurant, I agree.

We were located in a fenced off area owned by the same company that had a string of bars/clubs, so after 8pm only 21+ were allowed in, but on Saturday afternoons the stroller crowd would roll through and let their kids run around making a mess of all the tables.

I’m not against parents bringing their kids out for a meal, but if they’re just sitting there pounding beer after beer and ignoring their chaotic unleashed children then it gets really old really fast.

Mother Teresa vibes?

Indeed. Everything has an opportunity cost.