We’ll call it Brenda: Home for the Holidays

That tiger has an extra knee my dude.

Careful, OP’s gonna start sending you fat tiger pics too.

I love a big slimy pile of sauteed spinach with lots of garlic!

Article about hat pins being used as weapons.

I can see how that would be oddly comforting. Shitty criminals failing spectacularly to get away with it.

Hat pins about to come back into fashion.

Aquaman is more closely related to fish than mollusks are. Read a book, Aquaman.

Making people doubt the election’s integrity and fear potential violence for voting is probably the goal.

I just want the rapey old fuck to go away. He’s a bad look and we shouldn’t be parading him around as if we’re proud of him.

Shut the fuck up, Bill.

Russia is happy with any outcome that destabilizes the US. I’m sure they’d prefer for Trump to win, but the infighting only serves them. You better believe they’ll push the “Trump is unfit” narrative if he wins.

Not saying they’re wrong, just saying that we shouldn’t be taking Russia’s word for anything. They’re seizing an opportunity, not conveying reliable information about a candidate or demonstrating their own posture towards him. Propaganda isn’t news just because we like the message.

When your pilates instructor catches you moving a body

Kawaiiiiii :3

For mail-in, you don’t sign the ballot itself. You sign the envelope, which is used to validate / track who voted, but is then separated from the actual ballot before counting so there’s no way to track who you voted for.

BAYBAY!

Which will come first, Trump’s beautiful perfect plan or GRRM’s Winds of Winter?

Eagles too!

Conspiracy theories generally involve a worldwide conspiracy to hide the “truth”. There’s almost always at least an implied “them” who doesn’t want this truth to be revealed. The illuminati, the freemasons, or, inevitably, the Jews get blamed for suppressing shit. It’s a short road from flat earth or the lizard people to “a worldwide Jewish cabal is trying to sacrifice our children to Satan”.

If the gloves are nitrile they sometimes can have a nasty sulfur odor that doesn’t wash off easily.