I saw the community this was posted in and my brain somehow removed the “not” in “not the Onion”. I was like “haha, oh the Onion. They still got it.”

Then I looked at the community again…

This sounds like something the Bojack Horseman writers would come up with.

Oh wait, you’re even the same person who made the mistake? That’s even better then! And good on you for taking it with such humor. =)

Is this inspired by the “my son cooked me food” post from today? If so, well done crafting it into a joke!

Never ever believe companies when they make promises like “we will have x by date y”. Especially if date y is further away than maybe the end of the year. Shell also made big promises and then quietly dropped them. Of course the making of the promise came with a big PR budget. The dropping of the plans was silent. Weird how that works…

That sneaky fuck!

Yeah does it really make that much of a difference in terms of “being surrounded by idiots” whether 51% of the people around you are idiots or 49%? Sure, I’d prefer the 49% scenario, especially if there’s an election happening, but you’re still surrounded by idiots.

IT WAS ONLY LAST TUESDAY???
Fuck, it feels like it’s already been a lot longer…

Fuck, now I have to listen to that. Such a good song!

Life will give you lemons wheter you want it or not. There’s no unsubscribing.

I think you’re lying. I think you are a biologist or at least a citrus expert! Liar!

Wait… I don’t get it, can you provide another example?

Nice! Please keep this updated, thanks.

At first I was like “alright, enough with the couchfucking bullshit. It’s not true and I don’t like lying”.
Then I read the smaller part at the bottom and you know what? Fair enough.

Is this shopped or just an unfavorable screengrab?

He still doesn’t know what’s in the secret sauce though.

A R… REPUBLICAN??? No! I can’t believe it! \s

Good. Cities are for people to live in, not cars.

Well, looks like many people are not “so over it”.
Also, should we really “get over” pushing back at racist shit?
Your argument is weak, you get an F. Go sit down and think about what you did.

Who ever made that deserves a medal.