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So… We’re all just not gonna talk about the fact that ‘Root’ is apparently a traditional girl’s name now, huh?

But how does the pet companion take Polaroids without opposable thumbs?

Fact: Yes.

Fun: Not so much.

Well thank god for that… Because, obviously they’ve solved literally ALL of the other problems like - oh, i dunno - all the violent, actual crimes, right?

Right?

Now, play Starfield and try to wrap your head around the fact that both of these titles were made by the same company.

Also, the stock market will definitely go down if you don’t. Like, to the floor.

“Lowest in the history of numbers.” “Well, that’s lower than I thought.”

TIL: The Taliban are apparently Geth

👍 sallright

And nothing of value was lost

Stop it Patrick, you’re scaring the Republicans!

Is that like the next to last stop before ‘thoughtcrimes,’ or…?