Most likely functionally illiterate and not 100% “I can’t read,” but I’ve overestimated instagrammers before

But hey, at least all you righteous little angels aren’t “complicit in genocide”, right? Think about that while you polish your halos. YOU did this.

How are you sure that all the missing votes are caused by Pro-Palestinian purity non-voters?

This is the power gem, not the reality stone, in the comics the colors used to be different, and earlier in the story it is reasoned that Drax is too dumb to do more than subconsciously tap the power, so while inside him it should be more inert.

Although I just checked the wiki to make sure I’m not wrong on the internet, and came across this:

For some time, Drax tapped into the Power Gem to be the world’s strongest green-skinned simple-minded powerhouse (during a period when the Hulk had much higher intelligence than usual).[15] The Gem usually remained in his stomach, but twice he was forced to regurgitate it from a blow to the gut, first from Gamora[16] and later from Thor.[17] After retrieving the Gem the second time, the Infinity Watch had the Gem installed in Drax’s belt instead.[18]

jesus christ

If Democrats could hear criticism, they’d be very upset.

It’s unfortunately victim to some “hello fellow kids gays” writing sometimes

This is from Iceman Vol. 3, “Thawing Out”

That’s exactly what I thought too

I’m not gonna blame the people that failed to defend me more than the people they need to defend me from.

Abuser logic. The only people directly responsible for Trump are Trump voters.

But instead of doing their civic duty, they stayed home

Do you have anything to back this up, or is this typical Democrat blaming people they never tried to appeal to?

Stein didn’t make a dent anywhere that mattered, Trump voters did this.

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With every mistake, we must surely be learning

Damn I must have confabulated a parody with the original because I swear she wrote out a whole ass sentence.

Not everyone has the skywriting skills of the Wicked Witch of the West.

God, I wish.

It’s absurd in such a predictable way though, when every joke is le wacky literalism or I-want-to-die, it becomes rote.

Like, okay, there’s the cum betweener, he cums between people. That sure is the opposite of what they said would happen in the first panel. Please clap.

Whew, that was close! I knew something about Wolverine’s hairless arms were disco

I don’t know how it came about

iirc the facility that we see housing the evil iron man ripoff suits was a SpaceX facility irl

Yep, X-Men is a Kirby/Lee original, although it wasn’t too popular until Claremont revitalized it and created most of the x-lore we know today.