Once the Trump regime is in full swing, they’ll be sending the military to capture or simply extrajudicially execute any journalists that aren’t licking the boot.

Bin Laden was supposed to be person of the year in 2001 but there was backlash from idiots that didn’t know what it meant.

I guarantee there’s something in that report we don’t know. Concealing the report already implies the allegations are true. It doesn’t actually save face at all. There’s either more victims, or it implicates someone else.

Even if you were born here, he wants to revoke citizenship from second-generation immigrants too.

Next time this happens under RFK’s tenure as secretary of HHS, there won’t be a recall. There wouldn’t even be a warning. They’ll just stay on shelves, hospitalizing and killing even more people.

There’s no such thing as a peaceful Nazi.

To quote the Onion themselves:

No price would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable assets and minds. And yet, in a stroke of good fortune, a formidable special interest group has outwitted the hapless owner of InfoWars (a forgettable man with an already-forgotten name) and forced him to sell it at a steep bargain: less than one trillion dollars.

Because novelty is all it has. As soon as it stops improving in a way that makes people say “oh that’s neat”, it has to stand on the practical merits of its capabilities, which is, well, not much.

We could have had that. Now, we might not even have an FTC.

Well yeah, if you want to be truly masculine you need to fuck men. It’s mathematically proven to be twice as manly as straight sex.

Relevant Onion article

It all makes sense when you realize they have no intention to actually run the country in good faith. They intend to do two things, plunder everything they can, and irreparably destroy the country’s future to get revenge for having the audacity to try to move forward.

So he’s just lifting Jimmy Saville’s slogan?

Oh he’d act. He’d assist Russia and be the other Axis power.

Fuck embargos, invade and liberate us. Return the favor we did for Germany 80 years ago.

Humans are the cause of all these problems too.

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It’s been in hospice since 2000.

So where are the “Republicans are good for the economy” voters now?

A fire hurricane would be terrifying.