William Barr said there was no wrongdoing. And he’s a paragon of virtue. Absolutely no problematic connections to pedophiles whatsoever.

Short for Avolf.

Endless supply of cheap pizza delivered to the picket line.

Matt “Pizza” Gaetz

Kristi “Ol Yeller” Noem

I’m sure the “Party of States’ Rights” GOP will be perfectly fine with this.

A buddy of mine is a wine steward. He quit smoking and said “Holy shit I can taste wine again. I’ve just been making it up for years!”

Put some respekt on the Dark Carnival. There are over a million Juggaloes in America. Probably a couple dozen Juggalettes, too.

It’s surprising how many people will plug in a random USB drive that they find. Apparently that’s how the CIA got the Stuxnet virus into Iran’s system and nerfed their centrifuges back in the day.

I’m still trying to find a D.A.R.E. beer koozie.

Philly threw batteries at Santa, but they have some standards.

MacArthur was a bit crazy in that regard…

Wow. You suck.

If I’m a coworker in this situation I don’t care. If I’m a manager in this situation I just don’t bother training them on anything but the basics for the job.

I thought that those were levels of price reduction.

.99 is normal

.98 is on sale

.97 is deep sale, never going to be cheaper

That’s how my buddy who worked at WallyWorld 20 years ago explained it.

Seriously. I bought a book online as a gift, intending to pick it up on my way through Portland. They didn’t have it ready when I showed up, so they mailed it to me free of charge.

Caffeine and anger.

Can we parlay this into some school vouchers?

The only surprising part of any of this is that this asshole apologized to her neighbor.

Yeah. ‘Suicide plug’ Is a misnomer. Should be ‘homicide plug.’

The danger isn’t plugging both ends into the same circuit. The danger is when there’s a downed power line, somebody plugs a generator into their outlet to power their own house. The genny backfills the line, so this line that everybody thinks is dead is suddenly live. All of a sudden the poor lineman who is trying to fix it a mile downline gets electrocuted while standing on top of a 30’ ladder.

Sigh. Voting for Stein helps Trump. Trump is worse for Palestine than Harris.

We can grandstand and holier-than-thou all we fucking want, but it’s simple Aristotilian logic.