Me too, Gary. Me too.
NoFuckingWaynado
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Cake day: June 22nd, 2023
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If you’re Wonder Woman maybe…
If someone did this in my neighborhood, every single dog walker in the area would go out of their way to deposit 100% of their poop babies (autocorrect but I’m leaving it) in this trash can only. If I was still in Texas, we’d open carry while doing it!
Seriously people. No one should tolerate elder abuse.
French Hens are just pretentious chicken fries
151·14 days agoAlabama got rid of slavery in 2022.
WTF CA?
For using a park toilet, I was instructed to always raise then slam the seat down for reasons
Spiderpants. Spiderpants. Does a little spiderpants dance.
GD it I did this exact same thing like 12 hrs ago.
I can hear this one: a deep, gravelly, male voice just going “ahhhhhhhhhh!”
I see him making jet sounds and pretending to be an airplane taxiing around the tarmac randomly grabbing and squeezing boobs while saying, “honk! honk!”
Stupid dog! Made me look bad.
4·24 days agoDon’t buy the cow if you’re lactose intolerant.
2·28 days agoI’ll gladly trade your fingers for my eyes. You don’t have to send them to me. Just place them on a busy railroad track and wait for a bit.
1·1 month agoTrès jolie!
“Pretty bird.”
“Pretty bird.”
“Pretty bird.”
“Pretty bird.”
2·1 month agoPlatemail.
Ahh I do love that classic Harley sound…