I have done nothing but ship plastic for 3 hours.

I am a design engineer.

On the other hand, the fact that I have that much shit ready to go out for safety testing is kind of satisfying.

Well shit, I think I just found either my birthday present or anniversary present for my wife. Depends on when exactly it shows up.

Why do the worst games produce the most amazing reviews?

Some people say Skyrim has the best horses, but I say it’s Forestry Simulator 2017

For a second I thought this was a real headline. Like God damn.

Weirdly enough, despite all the jokes, memes, criticisms, etc. I can’t say I’ve had a terrible experience at the DMV yet.