Not sure who I would pair him up with for VP though.

Dude, you forgot about Dre.

Because Trump would never see him coming.

With Presidential Cabinet members Steve Carrell, John Oliver, Samantha Bee, Judge John Hodgman, Jordan Klepper and Lewis Fucking Black.

I had thought about some folks in that wheelhouse, too. Sometimes I really wish Macho Man Randy Savage was still around.

When he does press appearances, he responds to journalists questions with… questions of his own.

Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?

He’s also a perfect counterpoint as a healthy representative of the Christian religion. It’s the reason he doesn’t curse in his songs. He’s a good clean, Christian boy!

Would they let him respond to debate questions in song with his accordion? Dear GOD I hope so.

…with Vice President… hang on I’m having trouble reading this… Hot Saucerman? Shock Jockerman? Trick Shotterman? Yacht Rockerman? Who is this guy??

*spills Paul Masson all over the debate stage.

Oh yeah, Tig’s a great choice, a very measured and cool head in response to his drivel.

I’m not even sure if this one is silly as much as it is serious. Too bad Stewart would never want the job!

…but then how will they rent you services like heated seats?

They need to be able to turn cars into a glorified gacha machine so that they can make money from Whales, too! /s

I thankfully didn’t have enough weed or alcohol available to me to make it that deep into the debate, and to be frank, I’m glad I missed this bit. How infuriatingly stupid.

After the fucking Presidential debate last night, I’m scared as living fuck that I’ll be living in a fascist dictatorship by January 7th, 2025.

That fear was compounded with the death of the Chevron ruling by the Supreme Court this morning. US administrative state is basically DOA.

They’re out here doing Project 2025 right the fuck now. It’s not a conspiracy, it’s fucking happening right now.

Honestly, I’ll say it, if you’re not scared shitless by all this at this point, you’re naive, no matter if you’re a US citizen or not. The world’s largest military being controlled by fascists is a bad deal for the whole planet.

We’ll see how this fares in the face of Chevron being rescinded. Will they even recognize FCC authority to do this?

Pretty sure all new rules like this must be made my congress now…

Hoo boy we are fucked.

The Notebook is notorious for this.

It’s “hero” has big stalker “I’ll kill myself to punish you if you dont love me” kind of vibe.

Lots of women fucking love this movie and it makes me sick because the relationship is SO unhealthy.

Yep if the MB has a PS/2 slot this is the solution.

You can also get a usb to PS/2 converter so you don’t need an extra keyboard.

I had always hoped for a DLC to include, at minimum, Matt Berry and Shazad Latif as characters.

Why?

Because I just want my Toast of London boys back together. Clem Fandango (Latif) and Danny Bear (Tim Downie).

BG3 had some quality comedic moments and so it feels like they would fit well.

Wyll is such a good boy he is just a bit boring. Despite his deal with Mizora, he really is on the straight and narrow.