“Hey guys! Don’t worry I have a double saw buck that says Trump won’t win. Let’s all go get a malted and listen to the Beatles on the ol’juke box.” - Gavin “Can You Get The Check? I Only Have Hundreds.” Newsom

No, if that were the case it would be called Coahuila y Tejas like it was before Antonio López de Santa Anna (spit on the ground) lost it.

Just fucking do it already. We are all going to fuck sooner or later so let’s get it on now. No more foreplay just spit on it and get to fucking.

Mexico? Do you mean South Texas?

I don’t know why they are worried, they will get them back after the camps are full. It will be much easier too, they won’t have to worry about payroll and ICE. They can just pay whatever private prison firm gets the contracts and they will ship them out in batches.

The media is not journalism, there is no journalism anymore. It is all corporate entertainment and propaganda. These news outlets don’t report “news” they report the narrative their billionaire owners want to be reported. It’s been that way since they got Ronny’s FCC to repeal the Fairness Doctrine. These fuckers don’t make money if we are at peace, they don’t make money when the economy is good they don’t make money unless the story bleeds. They don’t give a fuck if Trump won or lost or how old Biden is, all they care about is how they will make the most money they can.

Trump is just the next evolution, we have seen it before with people like P.T. Barnum.

That’s my opinion anyway.

Yall better get ready for Cunt Eyed Ken the Texas Coward.

Edit: I don’t know how much better Bondi is than Gaetz, but thank your stars it wasn’t Paxton.

Oh no “hackers” got them? I hope they don’t “Crash and Burn!”

See what I did there?

“It’s not the Greeks, it’s the Chinese he’s after”

Biden is going to be a sad entry in the history books of presidents. The dude wasn’t shitty, he wasn’t great though and he let the media, his opposition, and his party mother fuck him from start to finish.

His enduring legacy will be mediocrity and ineptitude. He will be this century’s Millard Fillmore. He is opposed to all that stuff but won’t do anything to stop it.

This is better than cable, it’s like super cable or something.

Who is in charge of the cocaine-fueled underage fuck parties?

Normally I would say mass exit with a big middle finger to the voters is the way to go here, but these guys could probably keep their jobs and the status quo by gaslighting that dumb son of a bitch.

I bet

No, they aren’t. Quit lying.

Seeeeeeecrets

He doesn’t even pay his own bills lol

So, they aren’t going to learn shit, are they?

This will be the Trump response to Ukraine.

If you don’t concede to Russia’s peace demands we will pull out of NATO.

Europe will dry up like grandma’s sense of humor.

As a Texan I can say this, Ken Paxton is a cunt eyed coward.