You think they’d ever do something that benefits someone beside themselves?

Man I hate him

Wait… Do you not have your toilet paper just hanging in the air?

This is the one we have. I actually got it from their kickstarter years ago: https://cratestyle.com/products/no-338-toilet-paper-roll?_pos=1&_sid=908e541d0&_ss=r

We actually have a nice print of that hanging in the bathroom

Or a data breach an “emergent distributed backup”