Agreed, but the “I only vote third party” people never think about elections unless it’s the presidential election (gestures vaguely around), when it’s far too late.

Lmao. What? Federal elections get third parties ballot access. Inside third parties they use ballot access to run as many people as they can in local elections. The reality is, they sort of cut off their federal candidates and focus on local ones, because they can’t afford to exceed in kind donation limits.

I’ve ran for state house as a third party candidate. Try it sometime instead of spouting ignorance.

For the 'lil plastic pellets? Or the similarly-sized lead ones?

Fair. It gets a bit awkward at times.

I’m in a solid red state so I get to vote for the churn.

Yeah? Solid red. Fuck you.

I mean I don’t discriminate a whole lot when I’m having a good time licking things.

Solid red. I vote third party (usually L) in fed elections and against incumbents in local elections.

Edit: fuck me for living in a conservative state.

Demonstration of American commitment to stopping its enemies worldwide is always handy.

I had a coworker use this to support our war efforts after 9/11 a week ago.

I don’t know if I have a non-dogmatic opinion of the current shit, but looking big is a bad reason to kill peeps.

As much as I feel I shouldn’t support interference, I’ve only bought Ukrainian vodka for a while.

Vote third party if you’re in a solid colored state. The benefits are neat.

Pretty sure my father was a cook. A cook routing encrypted messages.

Airsoft license?

Girl: even on our dates

2A bro: did you think I was gonna mug you? Why would I wait?

Girl: got it

That better?

Though it makes it even less believable. Most dads I know that might do that have daughters that would appreciate it lol

It’s a 1911…it has two external safeties at least. Glock fans like to say they’re monsters that shoot you in the leg for fun.

I feel like our downvoted homie was making a joke in line with the copypasta.

Nah. The ones I know would probably have a beer with you and tell you to drive safe.

Hey now, I didn’t say to take them across state lines.

Hang out with high schoolers.