If that’s anywhere in the south east US then it’s an invasive species that’s killing our native green anole.

Just saying, those become fishing bait whenever I see em.

Get a compactor?

Fleets of pontoon boats with pissed off Floridians raiding an oil rig. Ahhh, only in an ideal world.

I mean honestly this is the answer. I used to long board barefoot as a teenager and I also ran track. Often ran barefoot. By the time I was 16 I could walk on some glass without bleeding.