I think that would be even less of a worthy accomplishment for any currently fit athletes. At this point it’s like dunking on a crippled kid then bragging about being the best in your school.

Start with stardew valley and thank me later.

I’m actually kind of proud of them for nominating her for that exact reason. It does give me some hope that in the Post Trump future women will be seen as real people.

This guy fucks

My wife is preggo and the baby looks healthy

*selectively enforced against poor people

Fully grown hogs can eat up to 20 lb of “food” per day… Just sayin’

You dropped this -_-

God don’t tease me like this

I’ll bet you three double stuffed Oreos it’s stalled before the inauguration.

Also cologne. Never forget the cologne. Just a couple sprays.

Then get some treatment, or go somewhere better.

Well much to my dismay I actually read the article and surprise surprise Fox 2 is just regurgitating Reddit post without doing any actual fucking journalism. Great job team.

RIP in peace you beautiful ape king

I for one welcome our horseshoe crab overlords. Tardigrades would be a very cool second choice, but they’re probably too busy being the perfect organism to give a shit about taking over the planet.

I think it’s really just an obvious proof of the complete and total lack of reading comprehension that most citizens have here.

I guess the “current rate” for a canceled flight ticket would be $0…

I find it kind of reassuring that at least our votes actually mean something to someone and the entire process isn’t completely rigged, otherwise no one would fucking bother.

Yes it seems like that should be the duty of a functional government… Oh wait…

How often do you host dinner parties? How often do more than 4 guests attend? Do you want to have family over for the holidays? Do you ever plan to have kids? These are pretty common reasons to need at least 2 baths and 3 bdrms.