NoSpiritAnimal

Next you’ll tell us that kids don’t think logically about situations, particularly regarding the adults that they love.

Hey it’s my first thought on hearing that Boeing satellite “exploded for no reason”.

He can drop his lawsuit if he likes, but the countersuit isn’t up to him.

Discovery should be interesting

Like a god damned King, Anon. That’s how.

The Bourne Identity fight choreographer also based his fights on the fights in the movie.

If you’ve ever seen both movies it’s very obvious.

This movie came out in an era of shooting from the hip action stars, and John Cusack and his Kickboxing Instructor put down one of the best movie fights ever.

Also Dan Akroyd’s “POPCORN!” will never make me not laugh.

Why did anyone ever think he was any good? The folksy paintings? The aw-shucks friendship with Michelle Obama?

This dipshit has the blood of millions on his hands. He gave us Alito. He destroyed as much of the administrative state as he could. His CIA daddy stole his election.

Can you imagine our world today if Gore had gotten in?

Fuck Cheney too, he only cares because Trump was mean to his shithead daughter.

At 60 MPH the Hummer EV has the same kinetic energy as a 1993 Honda Civic Hatchback going 120mph.

The “I’m feeling lucky button” was born from those days. I remember the old times, when it worked.

Lew tenant Dan! I ain’t got no arms!

This is the most interested I’ve ever been in Michael Jackson.

News in 30 days: Digestive Parasites are up 70,000% in Eastern Ukraine.

Dude looks like he was animated by Pixar.

The 50 year old man with his face as his PFP and his full legal name as his username publicly commenting on the 17 year old influencers beach vacation picture:

“Lookin good sweaty 😈😘😍💦🤞🥰😈”

This is hurting blue collar workers the most, FYI.

Yes, and gave out Rx like candy in Trump’s Whitehouse.

Because this exact same joke is posted on every single article containing the word “alleged”.

So you agree, birds do exist then?

Rich people have asshole kids

“It’s all these Californians moving to our state!”