Embrace the power move.
The only correct answer, walk in proud with the head up.
Don’t you mean ass up?
Only if you plan to ass-ert dominance
Only if you want an A
A fart that serious wouldn’t seem real, and that goes double if it appears that you unmuted specifically to make the noise. Just tell people it was a soundboard.
And now you’re the person who has a massive fart on a soundboard, and you decided to randomly unmute yourself to show it off?
You’d rather be the person who decided to randomly unmute to share your actual factual filthy self? At least a soundboard is just a poorly judged joke (that actually landed, if the teacher laughed). Or you can be a fart pervert.
Everyone can respect an actual monstrous fart.
Follow it up with
Thanks, Taco Bell
And lean into Taco Bell being your new nickname. Easy.
I’d always heard if you’re presenting in front of a crowd and rip a fart, say something to the effect of “I was hoping to finish with a bang, not start with one.” But I’m not sure how relevant that is for OP’s situation.
Like a god damned King, Anon. That’s how.
“oh sorry, I was trying to mute myself, I didn’t notice we were already muted.”