I dated a woman for a couple of years. She was cool and I was fond of her but idk we just never really went further than dinner/drinks hook up. We would go through this routine 2-5 nights a week.

One day I got an 18-month job in another state. I told her I would be home the 2nd weekend of every month to tend to my house and she said she would miss me but at least we would see each other.

When I left we had an emotional goodbye and she promised to call every day. We stayed in touch and saw each other the 2nd weekend of the month and things were okay. In my 5th month out there, the boss gave me a full week off. It was short notice so I didn’t have a chance to tell the ladyfriend. I just hopped on a flight home.

I rented a car and drove over to her place. When I got there I had this feeling shit was off, so I walked over to the payphone by the mailboxes and called her. I told her what was up and that I was headed over. As I walked back to the car I watched a dude walk out of her apartment as she followed. He turned and kissed her like he had been at sea for a year.

I got in the car and drove home. I dropped off my shit and hit the bar. I got tight as fuck and ended up going home with a waitress. The next day hung over like a mother fucker I rented my place to another friend and hopped back on a flight and spent my time off exploring my new city.

Never talked to her again. I don’t have Facebook or any of that shit and I have changed phone numbers a couple of times since then. A mutual friend said she told everyone she broke up with me because we couldn’t do the LDR thing lol oh well.

Edit: could changed to couldn’t.

Don’t worry, in 18 months you will be able to rent them back from the Federal Immigrant Labor Force for just $15 an hours.

Are you the raw sugar cane, nutrasweet, never equal? If you were in Binzito or your mother’s Buick Regal would you get up like Chino shouting power to the people?

I am sure it is just as safe as it sounds lol

Yeaggghha!

Another day another insane comment that would have tanked any other candidate…yall remember when that dude yelled funny and it tanked his whole political career? I am starting to miss those days.

Ha, isn’t that how it always goes? Like dope, if my dad called me a dope it was because I was being stupid. If I called you dope it was because you were cool.

So back in the 90s “steez” was your overall style. Like “this dude’s steez is off the chain.” But it’s not just style but also hutzpha, so “check this steez yo, fresh shells smoking a blunt on the street”

Idk what it means today but this old head used to have steez but then I got old and now I just sneeze rimshot I’ll be here all night folks.

Long post just to ask, is that still what it means?

Edit: forgot a part

Here’s the thing these fucking racist shitbags are not telling you. If the country the illegal immigrants came from won’t take them back then the sending country can do shit all to make them. That teams no deportation. No deportation means indefinite detention. Indefinite detention means free labor. I harbor no illusions that this hasn’t been the plan from the start.

The world is at a tipping point. Do we backslide into slavery and genocide, or do we stand against it? It’s not looking good. I, for one, never thought I would see a time when Americans would so blindly goose-step their way into fascism.

Good to know Rodger, I will make sure to be armed to the teeth when I vote for Harris. Thanks for the heads up.

Forget all the password managers, just make all your passwords the same thing. You can use your middle name and your phone number, maybe throw a # in there to make it super secure.

Let’s unshackle him from his wealth and use that to help meet climate goals.

This dude ran out of Just for Men before he could touch up that chin mullet.

Coke, Pepsi, and General Mills must have missed their payments.

I have the response but I can’t link the source as it would doxx the source.

"Dear Miss Lady Bitch,

Suck it nerd.

Get Bent, John G. Roberts

P.S. fuck you we judge for life bitch!"

It’s mandatory if the “right” side wins…the “right” side.

St. Petersburg would be a good place to put Finland’s new NATO base.

Idk if the commissary can keep that much baby oil on site.

I must have slept through it.

At this point, Ukraine should be given reasonable ROE and let off the leash. Let them operate worldwide to disrupt Russian war material and operations.