In most civilized countries, voting takes place on weekends and your employer is legally obligated to let you leave work to go vote

The fools! I plunder their treasures and all they ask in return is to observe the small plastic rectancle I keep in my pocket! And then they let me take the rectangle with me as well!

The “telephone call” was what did it for me.

This would only work if Republicans cared at all about logic, which they absolutely fucking don’t

When I was 19, a girl told me at a party that I was the coolest guy in school. I was just flattered by the compliment and when I told my girlfriend about it later she said “Yeah she was totally hitting on you”.
I was like “Nah! Her? No way!”
Years later, I randomly thought about it and went “oh my god, she was hitting on me!”

These are all the questions my girlfriend asks me all the time and I give her the deer-in-the-headlights look.
I really need her in my life lol

My girlfriend also listens to prog metal so we take each other’s virginity every time we have sex

In Europe you can usually download an app for the public transit in that specific country/city. However, Google Maps is the only one that will show you how to get to a specific address (not just the train/bus station).

I suppose it makes sense in a country where almost nobody drives manual. In my home country (Iceland), you can only get a license if you learn how to drive stick shift. Probably because manual is way more common in Iceland than the US.

Wait so you could take your license on either a manual or automatic and the Canadian system gives you the same license? That’s strange.

Vines were never culturally ubiquitous enough for old people to know what they were and rant about it.

Another problem with satire is that conservatives literally cannot grasp the concept of it, so they also take satirical works, making fun of conservatives, literally.
There are people that watched The Boys and come away from it thinking Homelander is a swell guy. Like, how??

The American pronounciation of Blåhaj always amuses me. It sounds more like “blow-hai” in Swedish.

When I lived in Stockholm my roommate was from Florida. He never left the house with anything but shorts on, even in -20°C, when I (Icelander) was bundled up in three layers, a beanie and mittens.
I don’t know how he could withstand it.