Gumby

FAKE! Obviously no self-respecting Apple iPhone user would own a Windows PC. Gotta keep it all in that walled garden, baby!

Because I voted early in person

It might not work so flawlessly on the 2nd, 3rd, or 100th time though. I use ChatGPT semi-frequently for coding, while it generally does a surprisingly good job, I often find things it overlooks, and need to keep prompting it for further refinements, or just fix it myself.

Timberborn, Factorio, and XCOM 2

Wow, I didn’t know that existed, that’s really fun

But the constitution forbids the US military from operating within the borders of the US! Surely that’ll stop him from ever being able to do this! Right? Right???

• Spawn
• Baby Driver
• Garden State
• the Lord of the Rings trilogy

That’s my favorite one to use

I have 3 main use cases for the Windows key:

1. Bring up the start menu and immediately type “cmd” + Enter to bring up a command prompt
2. Windows + L to lock the computer when I step away
3. Windows + arrow keys to move windows around on the screen and “dock” them to the sides of the screen (although this hasn’t been consistently working for me more recently)

I don’t think I ever use it for anything else. So yes, I do use it to bring up the start menu, but generally only to specifically bring up a command prompt window - all of my other commonly used programs are pinned to the taskbar so I can fire them up with a single click.

If it’s not a long form certificate then it’s not valid

My first thought was “didn’t we already have a Scarlet Witch” movie? Then I realized that was actually a Dr. Strange movie.

Really strong “the only way I’ll lose this election is if there’s massive fraud” vibes here.

Maybe they should actually - hear me out here - blame, I dunno, Donald Trump for what comes out of Donald Trump’s mouth? Rather than whatever idiot planted the most recent brain-dead conspiracy theory into his head? There will always be more idiots with brain-dead conspiracy theories, so maybe, just maybe, your candidate for President of the United States shouldn’t be a complete moron who falls for every single one of them?

I don’t think that’s the only reason Tesla is having trouble…

My 2017 Toyota is loaded with touchscreen crap so I guess YMMV