Wait 'til they see En Passant Spiders.

starprick

now imagine a dildo full of sensors that can map pressure and then a sexhole that can replay those pressures back in sequence.

Like FUFMe?

We are so going to get Kessler syndrome. I hate humans

Future spaceship pilots on breaking Earth atmo:

Lul, how are they marketing them?
Teabags for vampires?

Horse funerals

I know this reference!

Or a funeral to get the whole family together.

Weddings, funerals, birthday parties—you name it!

Cigarettes have always brought people together.
Whether it’s to ask a stranger for a light, or giving a son a reason to bond with his dad. 😏

Patriautism.

Also Sir Isaac Newton:

autism or not!

Lmaoà, I thought 'tism was patriotism at first because guns + patriots unoe? Autism makes more sense.

place my gun on coffee table too

Was it a Derringer chambered in .50 Action Express? 😏