I don’t know what everyone is bitching about, the US is finally getting their first African American president

Disagree in any shape or form with the department head it seems by recent events

Looks like Halloumi, a greek cheese similar to indian Paneer which can be grilled or seared without melting

Precisely. In almost every movie when the zombies aren’t currently chasing anyone they’re just chill, walking slowly and stress free whereever they please.

How are you doing?

Well, if you just join the hordes of the ambling dead right away you’re not really helping are you

Well that is just hilarious

Zing.

Is this a real picture?

Aqueduct nectar indeed sweet because of lead contamination

Well, that didn’t take long

Not to forget the third category: dumb luck

Playing a video in the background on loop with wmp prevents your desktop from locking or showing you as away

What about Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge?

The balrog of morgoth

Because you’re doomscrolling on your phone

To the surprise of literally no one with more than three brain cells

Ridiculously photogenic assassin

Yes, but not other faiths’ space lasers, I heard the rastafarian space laser is totally dope

That’s the most “fun” fact I heard in a long time