Except President Camacho found the smartest person he could and immediately put him in charge. We’re not even smart enough to be idiocracy.

The Onion

Looks like we’ll be bringing back Mooches as a measure of political tenure soon.

Jesus at this point I just hope he does play golf every day.

I have the same case, so naturally it’s an excellent choice you made

I think op’'s comment was a dig at Trump’s anti-immigration stance. He often said the same thing except substitute the word immigrants.

Lol “these colors don’t run”, isn’t that what you guys always say?

I’m going to miss all the Rikers we aren’t going to get for a long time :(

I can’t wait until they want to bring it to a non windows platform, and end up calling it something stupid like Windows Intelligence for Mac

This twat thinks he’s the Che Guerva of the Right now, jfc

Literally, the fun police

‘surplus’ is a very Ebenezer Scrooge way of referencing a person

Imagine Beethoven refusing to release his catalog of works because people might stop listening to newer music. Gg capitalism.

This headline could be 2 hours or 2 years old

lol oops, reading is hard.

I would say he’s a solid #2 in that regard behind Kissinger

Ahh Carsil

We are indeed, and…we are indeed.

I started reading it as Trump, but it quickly devolved into redneck hillbilly, and honestly both work

Yep, then add a 3D printer and boom