• Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works
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    1 month ago

    Immigrants are eating dogs. Buy my trading cards, I’m a Cowboy GI Joe, it’s going to be worth a looooot of money!!! Also Kambalula NEVER WORKED AT McDoNALdS but look at these pics of Taylor Swift she loves me but fuck that overrated bitch. They gave me an award once for being the most honest person on earth but covid is a democrat scam, now buy my steaks and bitcoin, I’m the least racist person in the world even the lazy mexicans and black bitches say it but women think I’m the most sexy business man they all want me to grab them by the pussy but I wouldn’t rape the ugly ones. Send donations liberals are giving abortion to trans communist. 50% of the country will vote for me anyway, lol.

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      1 month ago

      I started reading it as Trump, but it quickly devolved into redneck hillbilly, and honestly both work