That’s the life blood of the Costa del Sol, baby!

Hey cuz!

I want to try this so much

Will that achieve anything?

Maybe. Maybe not.

But if we’re putting warnings on things and trying to influence behaviour around tobacco and alcohol consumption (don’t get me started on drugs) then we might as well do it with foods that can cause serious health problems and are arguably addictive.

And yum

Make Burgerland? OK

“Oh Burgerland, slow-ly widen my arse.”

True, as burgers didn’t actually originate in the USA anyway. Are there any foods that are 100% USA creations?

Oh hell yes. But you get people like that everywhere.

We were. Because we were. But those days are very much over.

Yup, I think all y’all in burgerland should recall that once in a while.

“Be a lot cooler if you did, you piece of shit.”

“You can’t handle the truth, you piece of shit.”

Good for you. What are your thoughts on the pancake?

I imagine all of the people in his life just slap him in the face at regular intervals. I don’t think I could stop myself.