• misterundercoat@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the holiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly the son of God, who spends his nights beating sinners to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to betray this person? Good luck.

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago
    • Claims to be the highest level Cleric in the game

    • Dies to a single hit from a level 1 spearman

    Judas was correct to take the money. Those apostles would have been TPK’d at Masada anyway.

  • schema@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I mean, he got away with it, technically, didn’t he? He only stopped himself.

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    3 months ago

    Judas just kissed somebody else that looked like Jesus, it was all a just a conspiracy to take heat off Jesus ass.

    3 days later he made an apparition to give some last goodbyes and goes off to to live the rest of his life with Mary Magdalene.

    He ended up dying in Japan.

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    3 months ago

    Thirty pieces of silver though, man. When your leader’s a dirty hippie you kind of miss the finer things in life, you know?

    Besides, Big J said he already knew the betrayal would happen, so who is Judas to change what’s meant to be?

  • nutsack@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    yfw jesus was a schizotypal homeless man cult guy or something. very easy to betray or kill him

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    You don’t get it. It was written in prophecies - it just must have happened because (supposedly) some guy years before wrote a story about it.